The Blag of John Roetzer
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vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

dftbrhi:

angelmojo:

do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?

for example

“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”

I can’t believe I understood all those words

chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion

Do you have any other random generators?

outofcontextdnd:

That Donjon website that I linked in the previous ask has a bunch of random generators like a calendar generator (donjon’s calendar generator thing has a major bug in it that activates any time you make a calendar with an even amount of days a week, or so I’m now told), an inn generator, and even a star system generator

breadinthetoaster:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

aburningrose:

lunulata:

This article expresses my vehement rage towards GG extremely well. Chris Kluwe, you beautiful man.

Btw, he appears to follow the game industry more closely than most games journalists who’ve written on this topic. You may have been let go from the Vikings because they’re a bunch of homophobic doucenozzles, but I see a career in journalism for you, sir.

"You slopebrowed weaseldicks with zero reading comprehension and even less critical thinking skills who think an article claiming “Gamers are dead” is something bad? Fuck me sideways with a sandblaster."

This is one of the best things I’ve ever read regarding GG.

I salute you, Chris Kluwe.

this man uses profanity like van gogh used a paintbrush, holy fucking shit

This is a work of majesty. “These paint-huffing shitgoblins think they’re “gamers,” and it pisses me the fuck off.” I love you.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

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rubyetc:

I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

so I googled skeletons and

the-dishonoured-nephilim:

blackandwhitebilliards:

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"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"

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"against the fuckboys

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jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP