The Blag of John Roetzer

pengwhat:

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

well

edwardspoonhands:

The number of amazing things Rhett and Link have done…

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER
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edwardspoonhands:

ossborn:

Me and my mom made a TFIOS birthday cake. The birthday girl died of happiness. 

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paperseverywhere:

night-eternal:

It took me a stupid long time to make this but at last it’s complete! Terezi and Pyralspite from paperseverywhere’s HTTYDstuck AU uwu

this looks great, thank you *u*

paperseverywhere:

night-eternal:

It took me a stupid long time to make this but at last it’s complete! Terezi and Pyralspite from paperseverywhere’s HTTYDstuck AU uwu

this looks great, thank you *u*

Doctor Who star Peter Capaldi has revealed that there will be no flirting between the Doctor and his assistant Clara Oswald in the forthcoming series.

New Time Lord Capaldi, 56, has said that he was “adamant” that there will be “no Papa-Nicole moments”.

When asked about the age gap between himself and his 28-year-old co-star Jenna Coleman, Capaldi said: “They’ll be no flirting, that’s for sure. It’s not what this Doctor’s concerned with. It’s quite a fun relationship, but no, I did call and say, ‘I want no Papa-Nicole moments.’ I think there was a bit of tension with that at first but I was absolutely adamant.”

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battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD